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 Post subject: Happy New Year
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:53 pm 

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Happy New Year!

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 Post subject: Re: Happy New Year
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:19 am 
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Back at you!

I got drunk and accidentally grabbed some random lady's boobs.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy New Year
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:00 pm 
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haha full story please

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 Post subject: Re: Happy New Year
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:54 pm 
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I almost got slapped by her and my wife, but everyone else (including me) thought it was really funny. We were at a house party with some good friends. They have a much larger social circle than we do, so there were a bunch of people I didn't know. They had a couple of kegs out in the garage, so I pretty much stayed in there the whole night long. Unbeknownst to me, a woman came to the party who was about the same height as my wife, wearing a very similar black blouse and jeans, similar haircut, etc etc.

There was an extra bedroom that all the kids were playing in, so I went to check on the kids. Now, I was reasonably drunk and didn't have my glasses on. A woman I thought was my wife walks out of the kids room and down the hallway, right as I turn the corner into the hallway from the opposite side coming from the garage. For whatever reason (probably the drunkenness) I decided to run down the hallway and grab my wifes' boobs from behind (like full on, under the armpit, honk honk style). By the time I reach her, she has now walked into the kitchen, and I grab some boobs in full view of about 8-9 people.....one of them being my wife.

This lady spun around so fast, it felt like she dislocated one of my elbows, screamed at me some unintelligible WTF type gibberish, and at the same time my wife is going bugged eyed at me and starting to yell too. I was just basically frozen with shock, because I just had two full hands of a strangers tits, and everyone else laughing at me. Fortunately before any slapping of faces commenced, I was able to scamper a safe distance away. Still, neither one of them were pleased, and I just went back out to the garage and drank beer for the rest of the night.

Great way to start off the new year.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy New Year
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:50 pm 
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haha dub thats a great story

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